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Yard Sale Humor
yardsale humor
A few of the YouTube videos have some profanity....just warning you.
Yardsale Music Video (I'm sorta embarrassed by how many times I've watched this)
Garage Sailin' Music Video
Garage Sale with the Evil Fist
Sylvia Douche Visits a Yard Sale for Drugs (I think she must pronounce her last name "Doo-shay ;)
Philosophical Ramblings on Garage Sales (and picking Elvis's nose)
The Garage Sale Experience in Minnesota
Yard Sale (a combination of humor, weirdness and horror)
Yard Sale Timelapse Video (is it me, or does it look like they have about as much junk than they started with???)
Oprah goes yardsailing
Bunifa on Antiques Roadshow - MadTV
One woman's garage sale finds. She seems like a blast to go y'sailing with.
Estate Sale Comedy (I would have bought the Coke too, if it was Diet)
The above video - it's 5.02 minutes of your life that you will never get back, but it did make me LOL in parts
Thanks to Linda Causey at A Perfect World for allowing me to reprint her above work.
Many thanks to Kim & Jason for allowing me to reprint their work. Click here for more Kim & Jason cartoons.
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It was early in the morning and a woman just opened her garage sale. Her neighbor from down the street on this morning jog stopped to look at the wares. He spotted a beautiful grandfather clock with a bargain price of just $50. So he told his neighbor he'd buy it. "Will you be returning with your pickup truck to take it home?" the lady asked. "Oh, no," he replied."I'm strong and only live three houses down. I'll just carry it." He squatted down and hoisted the heavy clock on to his back, then walked slowly toward his home. Suddenly a kid on a skateboard came roaring in the opposite direction and collided with the man. Bang! Clang! Crack! The clock crashed to the ground. "Can't you watch where you're going?" the man yelled at the kid. The kid replied, "Can't you wear a wristwatch like everyone else?"
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A man was out walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple being amorous out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some bushes by the house. He walked up to the door of the house, and knocked. A well dressed woman answered the door, and the man asked what kind of a place this was. "This is a brothel" replied the madam.
"Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man.
"Oh, we're having a yard sale today."
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